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Judi G's avatar

🤣. Thank you for my chuckle 🤭 🙏

C.J. Heck's avatar

You’re welcome, Judi. Thank you for reading.

K.C. Knouse's avatar

Some things just weren't meant to be folded. I married young the first time and my new bride and I were struggling to fold a fitted sheet at the laundromat when an old man approached and instructed us on the proper way to do it. Talk about feeling foolish. We had a lot to learn.

C.J. Heck's avatar

That’s great! And do you now pay it forward by teaching others how to do it?

K.C. Knouse's avatar

I haven't washed at a laundromat in 44 years. My current wife knew how to fold fitted sheets when we married. But I would if the opportunity presented itself.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Gee, KC, it’s a lot more fun to just ball the doggone thing up … (wink)

Ken Macko's avatar

My wife does it. Then, damnit, I can’t unfold it to make the bed !

I like your method of rolling it into a ball

C.J. Heck's avatar

That’s hilarious! Trouble is, when you roll it into a ball, it does get even with you by refusing to be un-balled! Hahahaha (wink)

Francesca Bossert's avatar

I just shove mine into the linen closet too. The lady who does my ironing when we are in Switzerland manages to make them perfect in the cupboard. But I gave up years ago! Life's too short!

C.J. Heck's avatar

Atta girl, Cesca! I’m of the same mind —why waste time on a sheet when you can spend more time “on the sheets” … if you catch my drift. Ha ha ha

Connie J. Casella's avatar

I know exactly how you feel! I have tried time and time again to fold my sheets but I simply gave up and I just leave them in a clothes basket, unfolded! I also have to fight with my bottom sheet when I try to change my sheets but now I have my son put the bottom sheet on for me! And Teddy, my Ginger is always there to help!

C.J. Heck's avatar

It’s much better for me to wash and dry the sheet set and just put them right back on the bed —no folding necessary. That’s the height of laziness, I know!

Having your son to help is great, Connie! Thank you also for restacking the post, @Connie J. Casella !

Albert Cory's avatar

Go to YouTube and search. You'll find someone on Martha Stewart's old TV show, demonstrating how to do it.

Oops. I saw that you did go to YouTube. Sorry.

C.J. Heck's avatar

I did, Albert, only it was someone named Sunshine. Part of this post is about watching her fold a fitted sheet.

Albert Cory's avatar

when Martha came to Google and did Q&A, someone asked her that.

I’m not allowed to include the link.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Thank you, Albert. I know you only meant to help and I appreciate it.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Thank you Brit and Jo-Ann for restacking my post.

Parker McCoy's avatar

"Tuck the gusset" offers many possibilities. Raised eyebrows are sure to follow. Hehe.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Hehe is right, Parker! When you say it like that, it presents a different mind picture altogether! (wink)

Thank you for your thoughts!

Sue Cauhape's avatar

Making it work is the best we can do. Embrace the victory!

C.J. Heck's avatar

You are better than I, Sue. I gave up. I cried UNCLE. Victory is a foreign word …

Sue Cauhape's avatar

🤣😂

C.J. Heck's avatar

Thank you, @Jo-Ann Petrarca, for restacking my post, “Folding a Fitted Sheet”.

I guess everyone has trouble doing that!

Pauline Rushe's avatar

Ha! I don’t even try to fold fitted sheets properly. Life’s hard enough as it is!

C.J. Heck's avatar

I’m done trying to fold them neatly. These days, the sheets fight back!

Yes, I agree —life is hard enough as it is.

Thank you, Pauline!

Jo-Ann Petrarca's avatar

😂…CJ, those sheets are a pain in the butt. My mother could fold them like it was nothing. I don’t bother trying to figure them out anymore. 🙃

C.J. Heck's avatar

Hmmm, that makes sense, Jo-Ann … it’s a lost art! hee hee

Tim Miller's avatar

Funny! What I do with fitted sheets these days only barely resembles the concept behind the word fold.

C.J. Heck's avatar

That’s okay, Tim. In my laundry room, “roll” is the chosen action! More often than not though, I take the sheets off the bed, wash, and dry, and put them right back on the bed. No muss, no fuss, no foldee-woldee at all!

Thanks for your comment, Tim!

Laura Lynch's avatar

This actually made me laugh out loud -- It's so true!!! The freaking folding of the fitted sheet! LOL! But I really appreciated the message about not being in control! Thank you for this -- kind of made my morning! 🤩

C.J. Heck's avatar

That’s the best news, Laura. I love making your morning and giving you a “laugh out loud”! Thank you for sharing that with me.

❤️💕😁

Laura Lynch's avatar

You are so welcome!

C.J. Heck's avatar

😁💕❤️😁

Sunshine's avatar

This made me smile. There’s something so real about wrestling with the little things that refuse to be perfect. Sometimes letting go and just making it work is exactly what we need to do.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Hello, Sunshine. There’s a certain degree of levity in the trying … I get the levity okay, it’s in trying to fold the thing that’s hard! I’m glad it made you smile, Sunshine.

Dan Bouchard's avatar

My wife is a magician when it comes to folding the fitted sheet.

C.J. Heck's avatar

Ahhh, yes. Michelle is an extremely bright lady … could you send her to Florida to teach me, Bouch? (wink)

Dan Bouchard's avatar

I bet she'd love to get down there! She's tried to teach me...I can't get it.

C.J. Heck's avatar

For some of us, full dexterity is simply less important than some other things, right? (wink)