Hmmmm 7 years for the escape clause? I’d put it a tad later as it seems the itch is at its most mosquito bite distracting at 7! But yes… slurping needs to go on the list please…. 😂 loved this, made me smile.
otherwise I might adopt your template...although my burns from the last relationship are still too fresh for me to contemplate wanting to jump right in anytime soon
Please be sure to include operating instructions for all those buttons to push AND in that troubleshooting section, the quick and easy fixes when something isn't working. And, yes, perhaps a spare (tire) for when there's blowout or a flat? Finally, how about a loaner when we take the current one in to be serviced?
You did a two for two like me? You would also have benefitted from the 7-year contract. better than that though, would have been a “New Partner Manual” before we took the plunge. We would have seen the real guys and not what they wanted us to see.
I adore your sense of humor—always so on point.
Hello Marilyn. This was a fun write and I’m glad you found the humor in it! Thank you!
I love the 7 year renewable contract! I also think weddings should come after ten years, not at the start.
Hmmm, I’ll have to think about that one, Elizabeth. Thank you for your input!
can do both!
Hmmmm 7 years for the escape clause? I’d put it a tad later as it seems the itch is at its most mosquito bite distracting at 7! But yes… slurping needs to go on the list please…. 😂 loved this, made me smile.
Yes, I should include manners! Thank you Francesca.
I included them! Thank you, Francesca.
😂😂 C.J, some of us just can’t decipher an instruction manual, or follow instructions for that matter. Hands on learning for me 😉😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha cute, Simone … hands on would be a lot of fun, but that’s part of the reason I had two divorces. Hahaha
I’ll help you decipher an owner’s manual. THEN you can do all the hands on learning and exploration you want, okay? hee hee hee
It's a deal 🤣. My head is tingling, so John is laughing ... Good luck with that he's saying!
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I'd add - emotional competence: fight, flight, fawn, freeze?
otherwise I might adopt your template...although my burns from the last relationship are still too fresh for me to contemplate wanting to jump right in anytime soon
Thank you for your thoughts and suggestion, Marbellys! I’m sorry you were burned from your last relationship —been there, done that.
Thank you 🙏🏽
You’re so very welcome.
Please be sure to include operating instructions for all those buttons to push AND in that troubleshooting section, the quick and easy fixes when something isn't working. And, yes, perhaps a spare (tire) for when there's blowout or a flat? Finally, how about a loaner when we take the current one in to be serviced?
Gary, thank you so much for your humorous take on it! I enjoyed!
Honestly, I think a users manual and a contract are brilliant ideas!
Wow, thank you, Gary. I know I wish I had the expiring contract during my two fated marriages.
You did a two for two like me? You would also have benefitted from the 7-year contract. better than that though, would have been a “New Partner Manual” before we took the plunge. We would have seen the real guys and not what they wanted us to see.
🥰 and😘 Kristin
Ah yes, the naive optimism … I was drowning in it at the time I met the two I eventually divorced. They didn’t really know me, nor I them.
Thank you, Kristin