CJ I am crying reading this!! As you know I have also popped out 3 children, one with no meds at all. I also have a dozen tattoos, but girl let me tell you!! I have had exactly ONE bikini wax in my life. Once was enough for me and also everyone needs a Sally. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
What I want to know is why do we women buy into torture? I call high heels torture instruments. They are bad for your feet, bad for your spine and you can’t walk like a normal person in them. And men complain about wearing a tie! Sheesh! (Do we really need to wear a bikini?)
Sorry ladies but LMAO .I knew a lady that did most of this . Only difference is she wasn't stuck to the tub . Was she in pain from all this yes a lot . Did it work not really . Yet that was what she wanted , so all I could do is laugh . So to all ladies be careful with cold wax hair removal . Thanks C . J . ,I needed that today lol hugs to you and family
You too C J . And I hope all get there for Someones bd . I haven't seen much about storm in last 12 hours . Hugs and peace . hope you have a great weekend
I'm still giggling.... I've never ever considered using wax of any sort anywhere on this aging body and this post and the note I read that led me to your post just reaffirmed my life long reluctance. A razor, however, can be just as awful. The very first time I tried to shave my legs at 13 the bathroom looked like the murders in the Rue Morgue had taken place. In a hotel in Amsterdam (truly random and another story). I still have scars along my shin bones. I'm much better at it now, when I bother. My hoo ha has never been shaved, just trimmed cautiously.
Thanks for the laugh, needed it. I too have used those strips , luckily I did not have that exact same experience, but alas, they do not work as they should. I copied and forwarded to my two besties, who would def be my sally in any situation. 😂😂😂
Hello Molly. It’s nice to ‘meet’ you. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. It cracked me up, too! Thank you for sharing it with your ‘Sallys’. I hope they get a kick out of it, too!
Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I worked with a woman that went to the hairdresser, it was her birthday. Why don’t you get a Brazilian while you’re here for your husband? Strange, l know, it wasn’t his birthday. Anyhow, she went home with one labia waxed, she couldn’t bear the pain of having the other one done 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That story was 20 years ago. Just use the husband’s razor l say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CJ I am crying reading this!! As you know I have also popped out 3 children, one with no meds at all. I also have a dozen tattoos, but girl let me tell you!! I have had exactly ONE bikini wax in my life. Once was enough for me and also everyone needs a Sally. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
I’m laughing with you, Kristin! I think most of us feel like that. I had three C-Sections and those didn’t hurt as bad as a bikini wax!
Thank you for your cute note and the laughs that came with it!
"I am She-Rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire!"
Wait a minute: I know that show and she didn't have any damn body hair!
Hahahahahaha! Good one, David! That’s really funny! Hahahahaha
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Her being superhuman and all, I figured she was above all that.
Yeah, and a hair wouldn’t DARE grow on her perfect body, right? 😁😁😁😁
What I want to know is why do we women buy into torture? I call high heels torture instruments. They are bad for your feet, bad for your spine and you can’t walk like a normal person in them. And men complain about wearing a tie! Sheesh! (Do we really need to wear a bikini?)
All good points, Lauren!
As to wearing a bikini … I’ll be 75 in a week. I believe I’ll pass on the bikini …
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He'll no
One of the best posts ever...hilarious
Thank you, dear. I appreciate that and I appreciate YOU. ❤️💕❤️😘😘
Sorry ladies but LMAO .I knew a lady that did most of this . Only difference is she wasn't stuck to the tub . Was she in pain from all this yes a lot . Did it work not really . Yet that was what she wanted , so all I could do is laugh . So to all ladies be careful with cold wax hair removal . Thanks C . J . ,I needed that today lol hugs to you and family
No problem, Mitch, all us ladies are rolling on the floor laughing, too, because we’ve been there, done that, just like this sad soul.
Never again!
I’m glad I put a smile on your face, my sweet friend. You deserve a lot of them.
Hugs and peace —hope you’re having a fantastic weekend.
You too C J . And I hope all get there for Someones bd . I haven't seen much about storm in last 12 hours . Hugs and peace . hope you have a great weekend
Absolutely hilarious! This story just got funnier and funnier. I got a good chuckle out of reading it.
I’m happy to hear that, Lois. I felt the same way when I first read it. Thank you for telling me!
OMG I laughed so hard I peed my pants a little! Best story ever!!
I’m so happy you enjoyed it, Evelina! It really is a hoot! Thank you for telling me.
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Oh dear gods..... horrifyingly funny!!!
Hello Morgan. It’s so nice ‘meeting’ you. Thank you for subscribing to CJs World.
I’m happy you found the humor in my post today! It would be a horrifying experience!! But it’s so funny!!
I'm still giggling.... I've never ever considered using wax of any sort anywhere on this aging body and this post and the note I read that led me to your post just reaffirmed my life long reluctance. A razor, however, can be just as awful. The very first time I tried to shave my legs at 13 the bathroom looked like the murders in the Rue Morgue had taken place. In a hotel in Amsterdam (truly random and another story). I still have scars along my shin bones. I'm much better at it now, when I bother. My hoo ha has never been shaved, just trimmed cautiously.
The shit we women put ourselves through....🤷♀️
That’s a great way to describe it. “The Shit we put ourselves through.” Thank you for the smiles, Morgan!
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Thanks for the laugh, needed it. I too have used those strips , luckily I did not have that exact same experience, but alas, they do not work as they should. I copied and forwarded to my two besties, who would def be my sally in any situation. 😂😂😂
Hello Molly. It’s nice to ‘meet’ you. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. It cracked me up, too! Thank you for sharing it with your ‘Sallys’. I hope they get a kick out of it, too!
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😂😂 I’m on the train laughing so much! Hoo ha!!! Sooo funny, thanks for sharing!
Funny! I never waxed. I only shaved when I was younger!
Same here, Connie.
Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I worked with a woman that went to the hairdresser, it was her birthday. Why don’t you get a Brazilian while you’re here for your husband? Strange, l know, it wasn’t his birthday. Anyhow, she went home with one labia waxed, she couldn’t bear the pain of having the other one done 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That story was 20 years ago. Just use the husband’s razor l say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No more waxing for me at my age, thank God. More power to you, no one. 😊😁😊
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So true! I don’t even bother anymore! So hard to find a good hairdresser, water, and mechanic! 😂