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David Perlmutter's avatar

"I am She-Rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire!"

Wait a minute: I know that show and she didn't have any damn body hair!

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Hahahahahaha! Good one, David! That’s really funny! Hahahahaha

😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Her being superhuman and all, I figured she was above all that.

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Yeah, and a hair wouldn’t DARE grow on her perfect body, right? 😁😁😁😁

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Lauren Osornio's avatar

What I want to know is why do we women buy into torture? I call high heels torture instruments. They are bad for your feet, bad for your spine and you can’t walk like a normal person in them. And men complain about wearing a tie! Sheesh! (Do we really need to wear a bikini?)

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C.J. Heck's avatar

All good points, Lauren!

As to wearing a bikini … I’ll be 75 in a week. I believe I’ll pass on the bikini …

😁😁🤣🤣🤣😁😁

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Elsie E Connelly's avatar

He'll no

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Robert Cosmar - Astrologer's avatar

One of the best posts ever...hilarious

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Thank you, dear. I appreciate that and I appreciate YOU. ❤️💕❤️😘😘

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mitch's avatar

Sorry ladies but LMAO .I knew a lady that did most of this . Only difference is she wasn't stuck to the tub . Was she in pain from all this yes a lot . Did it work not really . Yet that was what she wanted , so all I could do is laugh . So to all ladies be careful with cold wax hair removal . Thanks C . J . ,I needed that today lol hugs to you and family

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C.J. Heck's avatar

No problem, Mitch, all us ladies are rolling on the floor laughing, too, because we’ve been there, done that, just like this sad soul.

Never again!

I’m glad I put a smile on your face, my sweet friend. You deserve a lot of them.

Hugs and peace —hope you’re having a fantastic weekend.

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mitch's avatar

You too C J . And I hope all get there for Someones bd . I haven't seen much about storm in last 12 hours . Hugs and peace . hope you have a great weekend

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Lois Thomson Bowersock's avatar

Absolutely hilarious! This story just got funnier and funnier. I got a good chuckle out of reading it.

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C.J. Heck's avatar

I’m happy to hear that, Lois. I felt the same way when I first read it. Thank you for telling me!

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Evelina Giobbe's avatar

OMG I laughed so hard I peed my pants a little! Best story ever!!

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C.J. Heck's avatar

I’m so happy you enjoyed it, Evelina! It really is a hoot! Thank you for telling me.

hugs

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Oh dear gods..... horrifyingly funny!!!

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Hello Morgan. It’s so nice ‘meeting’ you. Thank you for subscribing to CJs World.

I’m happy you found the humor in my post today! It would be a horrifying experience!! But it’s so funny!!

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I'm still giggling.... I've never ever considered using wax of any sort anywhere on this aging body and this post and the note I read that led me to your post just reaffirmed my life long reluctance. A razor, however, can be just as awful. The very first time I tried to shave my legs at 13 the bathroom looked like the murders in the Rue Morgue had taken place. In a hotel in Amsterdam (truly random and another story). I still have scars along my shin bones. I'm much better at it now, when I bother. My hoo ha has never been shaved, just trimmed cautiously.

The shit we women put ourselves through....🤷‍♀️

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C.J. Heck's avatar

That’s a great way to describe it. “The Shit we put ourselves through.” Thank you for the smiles, Morgan!

hugs

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Molly's avatar

Thanks for the laugh, needed it. I too have used those strips , luckily I did not have that exact same experience, but alas, they do not work as they should. I copied and forwarded to my two besties, who would def be my sally in any situation. 😂😂😂

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Hello Molly. It’s nice to ‘meet’ you. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. It cracked me up, too! Thank you for sharing it with your ‘Sallys’. I hope they get a kick out of it, too!

hugs

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Trudi Nicola's avatar

😂😂 I’m on the train laughing so much! Hoo ha!!! Sooo funny, thanks for sharing!

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Connie J. Casella's avatar

Funny! I never waxed. I only shaved when I was younger!

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C.J. Heck's avatar

Same here, Connie.

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Simone Senisin's avatar

Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I worked with a woman that went to the hairdresser, it was her birthday. Why don’t you get a Brazilian while you’re here for your husband? Strange, l know, it wasn’t his birthday. Anyhow, she went home with one labia waxed, she couldn’t bear the pain of having the other one done 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That story was 20 years ago. Just use the husband’s razor l say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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C.J. Heck's avatar

No more waxing for me at my age, thank God. More power to you, no one. 😊😁😊

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C.J. Heck's avatar

😁❤️

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Molly's avatar

So true! I don’t even bother anymore! So hard to find a good hairdresser, water, and mechanic! 😂

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C.J. Heck's avatar

I’m laughing with you, Kristin! I think most of us feel like that. I had three C-Sections and those didn’t hurt as bad as a bikini wax!

Thank you for your cute note and the laughs that came with it!

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